1. Fine: |
This is the word women use to end an argument when they think that they are right and you need to shut up. |
2. Five Minutes: |
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. |
3. Nothing: |
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. |
4. Go Ahead: |
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! |
5. Loud Sigh: |
This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) |
6. That's Okay: |
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. |
7. Thanks: |
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. |
8. Whatever: |
Is a women's way of saying bug off. |
9. Don't worry about it, |
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. |