Nine words women use

Author unknown but supposed male. (received Febrauary 2008)
 

1. Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they think that they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever:

Is a women's way of saying bug off.

9. Don't worry about it,
   I got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.